why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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