I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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