so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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