just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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