K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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