I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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