And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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