he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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