Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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