so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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