have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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