He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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