there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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