there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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