I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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