i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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