Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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