I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
His nipple licking is glorious
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