Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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