i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
the day after is always just damage control
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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