I just saw a hot homeless man
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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