"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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