I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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