$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you inspire me to be a worse person
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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