I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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