If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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