Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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