I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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