Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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