matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I hope mine doesn't look like that
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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