at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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