what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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