yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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