Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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