I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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