I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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