I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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