we're blogging at a bar
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
