it was like eating out sand paper
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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