Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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