I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
