Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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