I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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