he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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