Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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