a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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