i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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