he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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