don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
they need to just BURY HIM!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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