I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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