Whod you bang
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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