Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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