new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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