3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Alive.
So much puke
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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