I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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