he thought i was a dude.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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