i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
we're so committed to being not committed
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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